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mangomamita:

best look: big t-shirt no bra slutty underwear and ponytail

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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jailbait:

pick up lines: I’d like to own a dog w you one day

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

Bruh 😹😹😹😂

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dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

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saintlukas:

the femme fatale tour in one gif

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austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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men:women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men:it's 8 inches
baby:m....m...m
mom:mama? ma? mommy?
baby:m...m...
baby:m..mY ANACONDA DONT

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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You better strut bitch!

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